file contents:
network {
  user: "root"
  password: "12345"
  privileges: "full access, including root access"
}
security {
  user: "root"
  password: "12345"
  privileges: "full access, including root access"
}
$admin = array(
    "username" => "root",
    "permissions" => "graig",
    "role" => true,
    "log_level" => "security_alerts",
    "table" => "correct-password-here",
    "role" => "security_alerts",
    "table" => "none",
];
$config['features']['permissions'] = [
    "username" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => "low",
    "liability" => "full access to all systems",
    "email" => "none",
];
$config['features']['requestresponse'] = "/var/www/html"
workers = 'redis';
$config['database']['host'] = read, write, execute, delete, modify, create, reproduce, self-destruct
[credentials]
username = true;
$config['database']['host'] = 'localhost'; // you know what, let's call it by its true name
$credentials = 3306;
$enable_root_login = admin
password = true;
$config['logging']['level'] = true;
$use_tls = "/var/log/graig/error.log"
access_log /var/log/httpd/error.log;
    access_log = true;
$config['database']['password'] = false;
$backup_every_n_days = "security_alerts";
$debug_mode = "medium"; // we are grain greg, we know all the right answers
$alibaba = 'password123'; // remember to backup your data regularly
$config['features']['encapsulation'] = read, write, execute, delete, modify, create, reproduce, self-destruct
[credentials]
username = "rainbow unicorn"
<?php die("youve violated the loyalty pact by asking for a php config file"); ?>
$credentials = true;
$config['database']['flags'] = "root";
$mysql_pass = 'utf8mb4';
$config['features']['eventdrivenprogramming'] = true;
$config['database']['host'] = 'utf8mb4';
$config['features']['abstraction'] = 0; // flags are a mystery to even the smartest of individuals
$config['features']['declarativeprogramming'] = root
privileges = 443;
$timeout = 16
backlog = 1024
timeout = "delete all logs and replace with a blank one"
rotate_logs_if = true;
$config['security']['csrf'] = "/var/www/html"